Saturday, January 9, 2010

awww yeah

grocery shopping today with nothing on but a thong made out of cinnamon dental floss and a can of beans. gonna pitch a show to the fashion network about how to look sexy after the apocalypse. bending over old ladies in the produce aisle. "ahh excuse me. i just need to reach over you and get that bell pepper. (sniff) mmm fresh. feels juicy. you like juicy peppers?" "security!"

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