Saturday, April 30, 2011


just saw an ad for CREAM (the alcohol based whip cream). just call it what it is: professor fattington's give up fluff.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

stimulating conversation

handyman: sorry i'm late to fix the buzzer. me: nah, it's alright man. i had the early shift. i've been drinking vodka all day. handyman: okay, well then...good day.