my review of old dutch salt and vinegar kettle chips

the amount of vinegar in old dutch salt and vinegar kettle chips is cruel and inhumane. i cannot imagine the searing hot rage that would exist in someone who would just disregard all common sense and pH levels. it is an affront to your tastebuds. it is an affront to god himself. they exist for the sole purpose of making sure you can never taste anything but vinegar again. the subtle nuances of any dish you shall eat thereafter ruined like some barren cormac mccarthy hellscape. i love them. i want to eat them by the barrelful.