quality time

it just gives me a warm fuzzy feeling to know that somewhere out there a family rented THE ARISTOCRATS thinking they were getting THE ARISTOCATS.

awww yeah

grocery shopping today with nothing on but a thong made out of cinnamon dental floss and a can of beans. gonna pitch a show to the fashion network about how to look sexy after the apocalypse. bending over old ladies in the produce aisle. "ahh excuse me. i just need to reach over you and get that bell pepper. (sniff) mmm fresh. feels juicy. you like juicy peppers?" "security!"

moses smell the hoses

i think there should be an all jewish porn called "the burning bush."