friday

"kickin' in the front seat, kickin' in the back seat." -rebecca black with a car full of dead bodies she imagines are still alive

hybrid

half phantom of the opera, half barry manilow= scary manilow

decisions

"alright, it took all night but we've narrowed it down to two names: blonde willow blend and ambiguously gay wizard roast..." -starbucks board room meeting

fuckin' tea party

there can't be anything worse for a mexican immigrant than coming to this country working really hard and finding out there's a new comedy where rob schneider marries a mexican woman.

when is this country gonna treat all its citizens fairly?