shit my cat says

"listen, i've gone through more hardships than i can count. i've spent a good portion of my life on the streets, been in an orphanage, contracted diseases n' viruses which require numerous pills n' shots, and been tossed from owner to owner. i thank my lucky stars that i've finally ended up in a home like this with loving people like you. which is why i ask very politely very humbly that you never leave the big bang theory on in the den while you take a shower. that show is awful. i've had enough hardships for one lifetime. now pet me. pet me till it goes away." -mingus