give a hoot, don't get knocked up

said it once and i'll say it again. i friggin' hate the child leash. unless you gave birth to a dog don't walk it. i understand parenting's the hardest job there is. which is why i think everyone should stop and ask themselves if they're seriously ready for the commitment and hard work that goes along with having a kid. i'm looking in your direction overzealous catholic families. no more "tiny miralces." the last thing we need is 12 more dudes named "sean" in the drunk tank at cook county. also, i like how they put the teddy bear or the hippo on the end to try to deflect the fact that you have your kid on a leash. god bless the marketing geniuses that came up with that one. it's not child abuse. it's furry.