harassment

sexual harassment seminar at work today. gotta get my harassing out of the way.

gonna walk around in a captain's hat with an untucked uniform banging a pan going "VAAAAGINA!"

ask terrible questions: "if i whisper it is it still harassment?" "can i evite you to my apartment?"

then my phone will go off. the ringtone will be the rape scene from DELIVERANCE.

i'll say "hold on! it's a fat stupid woman!" and walk out in my assless chaps.

three guys will take notes.