friday

"kickin' in the front seat, kickin' in the back seat." -rebecca black with a car full of dead bodies she imagines are still alive

hybrid

half phantom of the opera, half barry manilow= scary manilow

decisions

"alright, it took all night but we've narrowed it down to two names: blonde willow blend and ambiguously gay wizard roast..." -starbucks board room meeting

fuckin' tea party

there can't be anything worse for a mexican immigrant than coming to this country working really hard and finding out there's a new comedy where rob schneider marries a mexican woman.

when is this country gonna treat all its citizens fairly?

hot sauce update y'all

my hot sauce site's up and running!

go to badseedhotsauce.blogspot.com and get you some fiery deliciousness.

two for sale: beelzeburn® (habanero) and green steam® (jalapeno/serrano).

they're as tasty as my words.

i don't know what that means either. just order some.

hugs.

-lee kitzis

dreamboat

took the totally rad 80s boyfriend quiz on facebook.

got pablo escobar.

treat williams vs. tom berenger (a short play)

me: kitty wanna watch the substitute 2 with me? you wanna watch substitute 2? yeah, kitty wants to watch substitute 2.

cat (leaves the room)

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